AISubs v3.7
- Let's get started! - Let's get started!
There are various technologies in this world.
But we don't know all of them.
"This is how it works," professionals say.
But there are so many things we can only believe in.
And among them, what we can feel the effects of...
is what you just said.
But we might just believe everything you say.
And we might think it's meaningless.
What I'm thinking right now...
and what I think might be deceiving...
is cream.
- Cream... - Cream...
- People in the cream industry... - It's all about cream.
If we're told it's like that, we can only believe it.
I think we've fallen for that trap.
So today, we're going to explore the cream industry.
Did we get mixed up with cream?
Please notice this.
What is cream?
- You're always talking about cream. - What did you do?
My cream is standing up.
- You're talking about cream. - You have a cream face.
There are various types of cream.
When you go to a pharmacy...
Is it true?
So in order to verify that...
the four of us will be given a random amount of cream.
And we'll use it while predicting where and how we're going to use it.
What kind of cream is this?
If we can get it right, that cream is a good cream.
- I think you're right. - Oh, really?
- There's nothing to put it on. - Yes.
- Can we eat now? - Yes.
- You don't have cream for me? - Huh?
You don't have cream for me?
If we choose this time, it'll be weird.
- The creamer, Ryo-san... - Yes.
- has prepared some cream for us. - Please leave it to me.
- I've chosen it well. - Yes.
There are actually many types of cream.
I want you to try different ways of using it.
Eating it and putting it in your eyes.
Please try other ways of using it.
- Ah, so cream in the creamer. - Yes.
- If you don't have it... - If you don't eat it, you won't know it's cream.
- If you don't put it in your eyes, you won't know it's cream. - Yes.
- Please don't do it. - Yes.
- Then, from 1 to 4, please choose as you like. - 3!
- Wow! I thought it was 3!
- 3! - 3!
- 3, Sensei! - Then, everyone, please stop doing this!
- Yes! Then, I want to divide this into 4 parts. - Hahaha!
- Please bring me a tupperware! A tupperware! - Hahaha!
- You chose it for me, so the cream... - 2!
- 2! 2! 2! 2!
- 1! 1! 1! 1! - 1! 1! 1! 1!
- 4! 4! 4! - 2!
- Eh? They're all the same color! - 1!
- White! - 4!
- Eh? - Oh...
- I hope you don't know. - I don't know!
- Aren't they all the same? - They're all the same.
- I mean, I'm mad you're saying that each of them has different roles!
- It's totally different. - It's totally different.
- It's true that there's a cream company that makes only the white paste part somewhere.
- Ah, it's not a saver, right? - They distribute it to various places,
- and mix it in there appropriately,
- and say, "Okay, okay, okay," and do it.
- Then, maybe there's a company that says, "Hmm... Then you don't have to put it in, do you?"
- It's just white foam. - It's just white foam.
- I'm sorry, but white cream is bad for you, so don't look down on it.
- Is it okay for me to do this right now?
- What was that just now?
- Is it okay for me to do this right now? - Ah, wait!
- Is it okay for me to do this right now?
- It might look a little different.
- For me, it's like...
- It's like glue.
- It's glossy. - It's glossy.
- For me, it's like shampoo. - It's glossy.
- For you, it's like clear. - It's hard.
- For me, it's white cream.
- It's natural. - It's not clear, it's just white.
- Let's use each of these at home and see what happens next week.
- One week has passed!
- Did you feel any positive effects?
- Well, we have a rough idea of what's going to happen.
- We have a rough idea of what's going to happen. - We have a rough idea of what's going to happen.
- Well, let's hear your conclusions one by one.
- Okay, I'll go first.
- It's hard cream.
- It's really hard.
- What is this? It's pretty hard.
- Let's watch some of the videos for now.
- Number one, Daiki Kanazawa.
- First of all, it's not like you apply cream once or twice and it suddenly works and your skin gets shiny and stuff.
- I seriously wanted to infer from the feeling of applying it and the smell of it.
- To be honest...
- I've never touched this kind of cream before.
- You apply it like this, right?
- Normally, when you apply cream like this...
- It becomes transparent...
- Or rather, it penetrates...
- Does it work like this?
- It stays like this for a long time.
- So, if you put it in a blanket like this...
- All of the cream will come off in the blanket.
- This is the normal cream that I get from a doctor and use it on my skin.
- The stretch is completely different.
- If you do it like this, the cream gradually disappears like this.
- This is the same.
- It's the same.
- It's not made to soak into people's skin.
- It's closest to a woodworking bond.
- That's why I think this is a normal bond.
- So, I'd like to apply it to my hair.
- I'll let it dry.
- If it sticks to my hair tomorrow, I think it's adhesive.
- It looks a little different.
- But I'm curious about the smell.
- It smells like crazy.
- For now...
- I think it's too ridiculous.
- I'll think about it in my head for now.
- If I don't come up with anything...
- My VTR might end here.
- But I don't know about the conclusion of the VTR.
- I see.
- What do you mean you don't know?
- I'll announce it for now.
- This is a Nivea blue can.
- I see.
- I'll announce the correct answer.
- The correct answer is...
- Wow!
- I'm getting excited!
- Wow!
- It's Nivea!
- I'm getting excited!
- Isn't the reaction 180?
- Wow!
- The opposite!
- No, no, no!
- I'll be honest with you.
- A friend of mine just came over.
- "Can you show me?"
- He took my hand and said...
- "It's Nivea blue can."
- A friend of mine just came over.
- I used Nivea blue can when I was in high school and college.
- I said it in my VTR.
- "What is this weird cream?"
- "I can't apply this on my skin!"
- To be honest, I've never touched a cream like this.
- It's the easiest one you can use anywhere.
- It's easy.
- That's right.
- That's the easiest question of the day.
- I see.
- It does smell like cream.
- It smells like Nivea blue can.
- The moment you said it...
- I got that feeling.
- By the way, when you say "ururo" it's a bit noisy. - It's noisy.
- I'm not going to give you the answer, but I'm going to give it back to my friends. - Yes, please tell me about it.
- That's amazing. - It's amazing, isn't it?
- Shall we go to the next one? - Is number 2 me? - Yes, number 2.
- Let's watch the video. - Here it is.
- Number 2, cream, Tetsuya, number 7, 9, cream 9.
- Yes, that's it. I'm in Tokyo right now.
- Hello, everyone. - Huh? Hello.
- So, I'm going to apply this number 2 cream. I just took a bath.
- As far as you can see, it's pretty thick.
- Obviously, it smells like medicine.
- Something strange has happened. Look at this.
- Can you see it here? I have a lot of acne.
- I usually can't do it at all.
- It's strange that I can do this from the moment I got this cream.
- I think it's God's command to apply it.
- So, I'm going to apply it here.
- I'm going to apply it all over my body, expecting a little bit of it.
- I'm going to take it out.
- Wow, it's quite a lot.
- It feels like I'm applying it like this.
- I'm scared, so I'm going to apply it on my body.
- Wow, it's nothing so far.
- I don't think it's just smelling it.
- I remember the lotion, lotion, beauty lotion, and so on.
- I'm going to apply it to my face and see if there's a difference.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me. It's me.
- It's me.
- It's hard.
- There's also something like boraginol.
- Considering the possibility of that...
- Wow, this is amazing.
- This is amazing.
- Well, I think that's about it.
- I'm going to apply it like this every day and look for changes every day.
- It's been about three days since then.
- The acne is gone and it feels really good.
- In the end, I thought it was something to fix acne.
- I think it's natural.
- As a result of applying it every day, I don't feel anything in particular.
- But there was something I didn't apply.
- That's my hair.
- I thought it might be a treatment system.
- I'd like to apply this to my hair.
- I'll take it out and wipe it off.
- What is it?
- It doesn't feel like it's penetrating much.
- I think it's a hair system I've already found out about.
- And it doesn't smell good.
- I applied it, but it feels different.
- From tomorrow onward, I'll apply it all over my body.
- If I feel like there's some effect here, I'll pick it up and go.
- I applied it to my hair, but it felt different.
- It's not a special effect.
- It's like a massage.
- The second it came out, I thought, "That's where it's going."
- If what I did was written in my choice, I'd like to say, "Don't mess with me."
- I'll give you the correct answer.
- The second cream was...
- Nail care cream!
- Wow!
- Wait!
- You didn't apply it to your nails!
- Wow!
- You only applied it to your nails!
- Do it!
- Wow!
- Do it to your nails!
- Tetsuya, you applied it all over your body and only applied it to your nails.
- Wow!
- I can't say for sure.
- I'm sorry I didn't make it up.
- I didn't know there was such a thing.
- Did you apply nail care cream to your anus?
- Are you okay?
- It's smooth.
- Are you okay?
- Don't you have nails coming in?
- From your anus.
- Are you okay?
- This is probably difficult.
- I didn't know there was such a cream.
- Right?
- I didn't complain because I was able to verify it.
- Yes.
- Number three!
- Yes!
- This is my VTR.
- Cream...
- I applied it to my hand yesterday.
- It was just sticky.
- I didn't feel it was rough.
- Recently, the area around my ears has been rough.
- I applied a thin layer of cream there.
- I'm going to apply it and see how my dry skin will be tomorrow morning.
- This area is solidified. - What is this? I don't know.
- It feels like a wax. - I'm going to apply it around here.
- I'll wash it off when it hurts. - See you tomorrow.
- Cream life, day 3. - I forgot to film the next day I applied it.
- I'll tell you what it was like.
- It's getting worse and worse. - I'm going to apply it to my face today, even though I don't feel like it's my skin.
- My wife is a cameraman. - She's pulling my face.
- She's like, "Are you serious?" - It feels so good.
- It's better not to apply it around the eyes. - It's a tonic.
- It's good for your hair. - If it was a wax...
- A wax? - This cream. It's a hair wax, right?
- I see. - It's a hair wax.
- The tonic had a tonic effect and it had a cold effect. - Did you really know with that hair?
- Also, wax splashes water, doesn't it? - It does.
- That's also part of the prediction. - If you look at it like this, it does look like a wax.
- It's oily. - It's hard. - It's hard.
- It's like this. - I see. I'll tell you the answer.
- The third cream was... - It smelled like armpits.
- It's armpit hair. - You had it on your head. - I had it on my face.
- And I walked. - You walked.
- Did you apply it to your armpits? - I didn't!
- You got it! - You got it!
- You got it again. - Yes.
- Okay, last one. - At least get half of it. - Number four!
- Okay, I'll show you. Relax. - Okay.
- I'm going to use number four cream.
- Wow, it smells like...
- I didn't know it smelled like this.
- It's normal. - Maybe I should apply it on my neck.
- It smells like a beauty product. - I don't think it's going to blend in with my skin.
- It's like there's a white lump left. - I don't think I can apply it to my skin.
- Oh, my God, I just realized something. - I applied cream to my neck and touched my phone.
- My phone isn't responding. - But now I'm convinced.
- My phone isn't responding. - Is there such a thing as a cream that suppresses radio waves?
- I'm starting to think that you don't use it for people, you use it for machines.
- That's all for the report.
- I'm going to use a machine like this to smoothen or clean it up.
- I'm going to apply it to the hand spinner and it's going to be a white liquid flying around.
- It's going to be a ten-yen coin.
- I made a dirty, sticky ten-yen coin.
- It's here! This is it! Skin polishing cream!
- There's something like this, right? I'm going to do it!
- But it's glossy, though. How is it?
- From the good side of the skin... - I want to make sure it's pure.
- Oh, it's melting, it's melting, it's melting. - It's melting, it's melting.
- Which one is it? Plant-based or animal-based?
- What kind of cream is it? - I don't know.
- I didn't know anything.
- Something like margarine ash.
- What can't you stop this time? - It's margarine - based.
- There's no way of removing it. - I don't know.
- It's not that bad of a skin. Definitely.
- Okay, I'm going to announce the correct answer.
- The fourth cream is...
- It's a heel-covering cream!
- It doesn't come off easily. - It doesn't come off easily.
- Did you apply heel-covering cream? - I didn't apply heel-covering cream.
- Hey! Use it in various ways!
You guys aren't using it!
You painted my face on Genji's face.
Why aren't you using it?
So...
Those of you who know Nivea and Cream will know...
Yumemaru's head is on his side...
My eyelashes are on my nails...
And Genji's face is on his heel.
He's throwing it up.
It was hard for me to try that "V" this time...
But it has the effect of being sold, right?
Yeah.
What?
You said you were riding Cream's "deceived" horse.
It's "deceived" horse.
Like Moose said...
The moment you know something you don't know and get scared...
You'll feel it.
You'll feel like you have better heels...
You'll feel like you have better armpits...
And you'll feel like you're heading in the right direction.
Your life will get brighter.
I've learned that this cream can be useful for many people's lives.
It's a great product.
I'm sorry for being noisy.
I'm going to use this cream more actively from now on.